Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by me - United States (Georgia)
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)
Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 2:10pm - work - by melly (woman) - United States (Georgia)
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