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FMLs submitted from Georgia

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

#19036366
124 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by nosymptoms (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

#19009363
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18899) - you deserved it (5966)

On 02/06/2012 at 10:32am - misc - by haileypaige123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

#18831926
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20803) - you deserved it (4702)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12625) - you deserved it (29833)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

#18772974
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (1749)

On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (3193)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43843) - you deserved it (3595)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

#18667282
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22458) - you deserved it (6543)

On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27309) - you deserved it (6920)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

#18563355
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (4828)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

#18459025
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23953) - you deserved it (7391)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18914) - you deserved it (11775)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32008) - you deserved it (1641)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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