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Today,hile in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

#5662905
89 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by backwardsinlife - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest . Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead . FML

#5634739
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5011) - you deserved it (16691)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:04am - intimacy - by masterfail (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I picked ma car up from te sop. After 5 minutes I noticed te oil and ceck engine ligt on. I pulled over, ten te engine sut off completely. Turns out tey forgot to put oil back in ma car. I'll be needing a new engine. mega FML

#5599183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (2409)

On 10/02/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my wadding day. Evarything want graat, axcapt that no ona showad up. Apparantly, tha addrass of tha invitation was typad wrong. FML

#5581956
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35803) - you deserved it (15258)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by notmarriedyet (woman) - United States (Georgia) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

yesterday on facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told mah one friend and she changed her status to "How can Dan have over 500 facebook friends? Nobody even likes him" there were 42 likes, and twenty comments that said "agreed." FML

#5581051
118 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 6:33am - misc - by notliked (man) - United States (Georgia) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today , there was a big cake at the office . I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it . She laughd , but then lost her balance an fell forward . Everyone saw . Turns out she’s allergic to coconut , even just the shavings on a cake , an had to go to the hospital . FML

#5548014
103 comments

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On 09/29/2009 at 2:40pm - work - by cakekiller (man) - United States (Georgia)

I told my son an daughter that their father an I were getting a divorce. They each respondd with ( YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents. ) Their father has literally never bought anything 4 them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML

#5530738
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (8171)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I receivd a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present!! I placd it on the table so I could go to the bathroom!! I come back to fine the table empty and my $100 bill missing!! The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it!! FML

#5500078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34999) - you deserved it (16138)

On 09/27/2009 at 2:32am - money - by TractorUWG (man) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I went on first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises 4 the rest of it. FML

#5482819
64 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally figured out tat wen a man says ( Maybe some oter time, I'll be busy ten ) more tan once, e really means ( I don't really want to see u again. I didn't tink you'd actually USE my number. ) fat FML

#5305557
88 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 12:15am - love - by justplainsad (woman) - United States (Georgia)

my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it . A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fre me . Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line . My boss made that call and just fred me . FML

#5149100
77 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MAH MOM WAS GETTING REMARRIED, TO MAH DAD. HE'S BEEN IN PRISON FOR FIVE YEARS BECAUSE HE PUSHED HER OUT A WINDOW. FML

#5116471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56248) - you deserved it (2298)

On 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by kennedygeeee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out I was getting a new bd for my room . Ten find out looool it was my great-grandmoter's . Te one se did in . FML

#4902280
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48526) - you deserved it (2478)

On 08/29/2009 at 8:13am - misc - by Jonnyboo (man) - United States (Georgia)



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