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Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

#8329398
98 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 2:26am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

#8131977
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (2222)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

#8099934
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11397) - you deserved it (24272)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

#8080103
136 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467
158 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

#7732342
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23596) - you deserved it (35575)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

#7591747
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39374) - you deserved it (2320)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

#7550424
78 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by owned (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML

#7455740
100 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

#7398429
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22829) - you deserved it (6425)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML

#7354954
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (2940)

On 01/15/2010 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13789) - you deserved it (31448)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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