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Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

#14597219
74 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by me - United States (Georgia)

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

#14463588
118 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48050) - you deserved it (3531)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

#14324208
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (18779)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10061) - you deserved it (30553)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

#14240691
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39088) - you deserved it (3060)

On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

#14202689
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25750) - you deserved it (10077)

On 12/14/2010 at 2:10pm - work - by melly (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35268) - you deserved it (4111)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

#14183645
72 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

#14117268
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:08am - work - by jessefonsexy. (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
135 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

#13902847
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33235) - you deserved it (7072)

On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

#13837654
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18544) - you deserved it (25679)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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