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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, ( what were you reaching for? ) FML

#13940137
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On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY I WAS RUNNING THE TRACK AT MY SCHOOL. MY CRUSH OF TWO YERES WAS RUNNING IN FRONT OF ME SO I DECIDD TO CATCH UP AN FINALLY TALK TO HER. WHEN I CAUGHT UP THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO SAY WAS ( WHAT'S YUR NAME? ) EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY KNEW. SHE REPLID ( NATALIE ). HER NAME IS MELISSA.

#13902847
120 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a headachehen I woke up 4 school . I had final exams that day, so I tookhat I thought were 2 advils . They were two sleeping pills . FML

#13837654
61 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML

#13813299
75 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 9:06am - love - by Samipearl - United States (Georgia)

Today I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad!! No he cried on my shoulder 4 a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend!! He's been writing songs about wanting her back!! FML

#13805419
114 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

#13624785
116 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I got pulled over by a state trooper fir speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing fir a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

#13537704
180 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)

Taday I was supposd to prasant a spaach on diabatas. Tha grl who want frst chosa tha sama subjact, knowing I'm diabatic and that it was my topic. I want last, so I had to changa half of my spaach on tha spot. I soundd ignorant about my own illnass. maga FML

#13457118
94 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 9:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day I eld my cousin's new baby wom I ave nicknamd Canteloupe Head. He ten reenactd te Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap an sirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

#13433594
70 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today , my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled , so I giggled an squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically an said , ( I'm surprised u still have feeling there with all that fat. ) FML

#13324993
137 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 12:47am - love - by June - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways!! We were taking pictures of wat we thought to be a waxwork old lady!! Turns out she was real!! big fat FML

#13138405
94 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper an cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons an the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
101 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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