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Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30073) - you deserved it (6389)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

#15416169
129 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML

#15239468
88 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:21am - money - by MommyLovesMe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

#15214634
96 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by bullllllshittttt (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

#15202722
39 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 12:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

#15124689
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (3096)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

#14981056
51 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

#14895762
231 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
182 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML

#14787217
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34082) - you deserved it (3876)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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