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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, ( what were you reaching for? ) FML
TODAY I WAS RUNNING THE TRACK AT MY SCHOOL. MY CRUSH OF TWO YERES WAS RUNNING IN FRONT OF ME SO I DECIDD TO CATCH UP AN FINALLY TALK TO HER. WHEN I CAUGHT UP THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK TO SAY WAS ( WHAT'S YUR NAME? ) EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY KNEW. SHE REPLID ( NATALIE ). HER NAME IS MELISSA.
Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML
Today I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad!! No he cried on my shoulder 4 a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend!! He's been writing songs about wanting her back!! FML
Yesterday, I got pulled over by a state trooper fir speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing fir a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Taday I was supposd to prasant a spaach on diabatas. Tha grl who want frst chosa tha sama subjact, knowing I'm diabatic and that it was my topic. I want last, so I had to changa half of my spaach on tha spot. I soundd ignorant about my own illnass. maga FML
today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today , my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled , so I giggled an squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically an said , ( I'm surprised u still have feeling there with all that fat. ) FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper an cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons an the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Friday 27 March 2015