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Today, mah boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of mah ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

#18831926
140 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 1:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , I realizd my self confidence is basd on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. mega FML

#18823923
181 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

2day mah roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces which she'd left on the kitchen counter fir me to find. FML

#18772974
123 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Texted Me Saying He Had Left A Surprise On Mah Driveway. Thinking It Was Something Special, I Went Outside To Look. It Was A Little Bag Of Mayonnaise Packets. FML

#18750908
130 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
213 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday.. . it's New Year's Eve . My husband and I weren't invitd to any parties.. . and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves . Instead.. . I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old.. . and my husband has passd out on the couch from sheer boredom . FML

#18667282
42 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... whila shopping at Wal-Mart... a guy grabbad mah butt. Whan I turnad around to slap him... ha shook his haad... said "Nica ass but such an ugly faca"... than walkad away. I'va navar baan told I'm ugly bafora. FML

#18667019
205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after spending months lerening how looool to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? ( Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now. ) real FML

#18563355
132 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, boyfriend informed me tat te moter of is cildren, from wom e is not divorced yet, is moving back into is ouse because se broke up wit er boyfriend an as nowere to go. FML

#18459025
163 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the frst time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
107 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighborho stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer . She refused to tell ushat she'd done with the cat looool . I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids r crying 4 their pet . He's probably in pieces in her freezer . FML

#18249265
236 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at mah boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the frst time. I was leaning against him when he reachd around, grabbd mah boobs, an startd making ( pew-pew ) laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. fat FML

#18159889
175 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah elderly nieghbor calld the police because mah cat was in her yard. I now have a citation an a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law fir cats in mah town, an it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (5286)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)



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