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FMLs submitted from Georgia

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

#21149888
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47804) - you deserved it (4610)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:14am - love - by SE011194 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

#21141320
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46919) - you deserved it (3884)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

#21138924
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42070) - you deserved it (7429)

On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40937) - you deserved it (4144)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

#21123309
55 comments

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On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML

#21085066
55 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

#21083937
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32726) - you deserved it (14942)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my house is on lockdown. I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend. The state is on high alert for an ice storm. I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century". I used to walk to school in this weather. FML

#21058111
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46433) - you deserved it (5339)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

#21055534
49 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by blushingbride - United States (Georgia)

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

#21054270
115 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML

#21045897
109 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 1:16am - intimacy - by CatBlock (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML

#21042937
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (10605)

On 01/28/2014 at 12:06pm - health - by just the tip, though - United States (Georgia)

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49349) - you deserved it (8395)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)



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