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FMLs submitted from Geneve

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

#19678875 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (702) - you deserved it (5314)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

#12242096 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (22262) - you deserved it (1754)

On 08/01/2010 at 6:38am - misc - by Rawr (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

#10779349 (356)

I agree, your life sucks (18625) - you deserved it (1459)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)



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