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FMLs submitted from Gelderland

Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

#13861090 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (15115) - you deserved it (3675)

On 11/16/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

#13850777 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (14730) - you deserved it (11957)

On 11/15/2010 at 7:06am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (23173) - you deserved it (1760)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

#12687982 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (16054) - you deserved it (1403)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (3548)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

#3949793 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (49107) - you deserved it (2341)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)