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Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

#21262480
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (6958)

On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18040) - you deserved it (2150)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8388) - you deserved it (18958)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)



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