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FMLs submitted from Friesland

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (11761) - you deserved it (4611)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (36668) - you deserved it (5573)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

#14509426 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (21680) - you deserved it (2644)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

#3360429 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (31471) - you deserved it (10621)

On 06/30/2009 at 5:23am - health - by Ginny (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)



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