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Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45902) - you deserved it (4547)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

#14831620
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30505) - you deserved it (10289)

On 02/03/2011 at 9:14pm - animals - by Disgusted - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

#14788536
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36394) - you deserved it (7083)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

#14740703
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23181) - you deserved it (4325)

On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

#14734068
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33456) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (15303)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML

#14664315
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33014) - you deserved it (3476)

On 01/21/2011 at 5:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

#14628920
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29971) - you deserved it (8350)

On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

#14569755
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7232) - you deserved it (38633)

On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

#14475268
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39016) - you deserved it (3975)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by worksux (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML

#14473900
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25474) - you deserved it (4174)

On 01/05/2011 at 11:41am - work - by x_udontknowme_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

#14442409
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (2839)

On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML

#14418151
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27764) - you deserved it (7149)

On 01/01/2011 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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