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Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
191 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

#17962903
89 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML

#17924214
101 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by stacyyvonne - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

#17888720
117 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by scared (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
99 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

#17873678
57 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

#17863482
131 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm - health - by Vxale (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

#17843474
93 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
175 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML

#17822826
189 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
118 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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