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Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

#21333389
68 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

#21331929
60 comments

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On 01/06/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by rimenrezon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML

#21331613
51 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 9:51pm - health - by FlabbyPants (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML

#21329640
75 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by whatajerk (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

#21323581
77 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 10:01pm - kids - by Santa (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
114 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML

#21322171
45 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to find simple words to explain to the idiot I was tutoring that "1/4" is not of a greater value than "1/3" just because the denominator is bigger. FML

#21321107
101 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Mightaswelltutordogs (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML

#21318762
101 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 9:11pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30048) - you deserved it (6036)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me seem "untrustworthy." Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

#21317152
68 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 2:56am - misc - by lopsided (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my commitment issues were perfectly illustrated when I couldn't put a nail in the wall to hang a painting, because, "What if I change my mind?" FML

#21316117
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26847) - you deserved it (5548)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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