Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 9:14pm - animals - by Disgusted - United States (Florida)
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 5:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)
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