Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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