Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 4:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 1:59am - work - by dsbass09 - United States (Florida)
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)
Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)
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