Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12803) - you deserved it (37346)
On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22418) - you deserved it (3212)
On 09/26/2011 at 10:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (4668)
On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)
Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (1898)
On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (1777)
On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7081) - you deserved it (34283)
On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8198) - you deserved it (27902)
On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17311) - you deserved it (2544)
On 09/13/2011 at 10:48am - health - by .. - United States (Florida)
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
I agree, your life sucks (34465) - you deserved it (6485)
On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23107) - you deserved it (2093)
On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (2968)
On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - intimacy - by BlootheBawss - United States (Florida)
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40433) - you deserved it (3782)
On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22387) - you deserved it (1955)
On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
