Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)
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