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TODAY , I WENT TO HAVE A PRE-CANCEROUS MOLE REMOVD OFF OF MAH NOSE. WHEN THE DOCTOR NUMBD MAH NOSE , SHE DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE IF THE ANESTHETIC ACTUALLY WORKD , AN BEGAN HACKING AWAY AT MAH NOSE , LEAVING ME TO FEEL EVERY LAST FLICK OF THE RAZOR. TURNS OUT I HAVE AN IMMUNITY TO THAT ANESTHETIC. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out fir being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a ( normal life ). I'm 26 and just very short. FML
TODAY... I WAS WALKING WITH A FEMALE FRIEND WHEN SUDDENLY... MY EX-GIRLFRIEND COMES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET AND SAYS... ( SO... YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS SLUT... HUH?! ) WE'VE BEEN SEPARATED 4 A DECADE NOW. FML
Friday 27 March 2015