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Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

#21355574
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (2917)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, Roommates Told Me They Want Me To Move Out Of Our Apartment. We Would Have Never Gotten The Apartment Without Credit Score, And Most Of The Furniture Is Mine. FML

#21353380
144 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm - misc - by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong - United States (Florida)

today I can't decide wat's worse: te fact tat ma moter found ma vibrator or tat, as a prank, se replacd it wit a realistic tarantula replica. Se won't tell me were it is. FML

#21351119
55 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm - misc - by go fuck myself - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I WENT TO HAVE A PRE-CANCEROUS MOLE REMOVD OFF OF MAH NOSE. WHEN THE DOCTOR NUMBD MAH NOSE , SHE DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE IF THE ANESTHETIC ACTUALLY WORKD , AN BEGAN HACKING AWAY AT MAH NOSE , LEAVING ME TO FEEL EVERY LAST FLICK OF THE RAZOR. TURNS OUT I HAVE AN IMMUNITY TO THAT ANESTHETIC. FML

#21346273
67 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting.

#21345280
106 comments

Today I was askad by a total strangar if I had Tourattas. This is tha third tima this has happanad to ma. FML

#21342680
67 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:39am - misc - by Evra (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out fir being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a ( normal life ). I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
192 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

today my husband bought me XL pajamas fir my brthday. I got really angry , telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

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On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

TODAY... I WAS WALKING WITH A FEMALE FRIEND WHEN SUDDENLY... MY EX-GIRLFRIEND COMES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET AND SAYS... ( SO... YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS SLUT... HUH?! ) WE'VE BEEN SEPARATED 4 A DECADE NOW. FML

#21336664
73 comments

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On 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm - love - by RipeFlame - United States (Florida)

Today, girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photo on Instagram since we started dating. big fat FML

#21335495
71 comments

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On 01/12/2015 at 12:03am - love - by yankeeboy123 - United States (Florida)

Today , I Askd Te Girl I Sort Of Like As We Were Leaving Class Ow Er Day Was Going So Far. Se Said , 'Great. Don't Ruin It.' Real FML

#21333389
69 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today a girl from class screamd at me in public 4 ugging te guy se likes. Se treatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". Tat guy is ma boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, someone tried to break into mah dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with thier shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on mah welcome mat an left. FML

#21331929
60 comments

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On 01/06/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by rimenrezon (woman) - United States (Florida)



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