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FMLs submitted from Flevoland

Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML

#17300060 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (1786)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:35pm - misc - by Username - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

#10464786 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (18160) - you deserved it (3514)

On 05/11/2010 at 11:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I bought a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

#6969552 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (22342) - you deserved it (2313)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DroopyDog (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me asking if I would please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she is drunk, and declare her eternal love to him. FML

#5957571 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (2818)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)



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