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for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

2day I met this guy I really liked at a party!! We got chatting and then hit the dance floor!! We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him!! He shot forward with his tongue already out!! His eyes were open!! FML

#1315252
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46847) - you deserved it (8908)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:18am - misc - by plasticfantastic - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today I Decided To Give Thing A Go With The Guy That Has Fancied Me For Three Yeres... Based Purely On My Looks. After Getting To Know My Personality He Has Decided He No Longer Fancie Me At All. FML

#2272
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I agree, your life sucks (18698) - you deserved it (6926)

On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)



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