Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 5:11am - misc - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by London (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, after 3 long hours of mowing the lawn with a rusty lawn mower, my dad finally decided to tell me that he didn't get any money out to pay me with. The reason? He didn't think girls could mow a lawn and was expecting me to give up. FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 11:52am - work - by aatomkins (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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On 04/25/2009 at 8:18am - misc - by plasticfantastic - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)
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