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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

#20638691
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I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (70154)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

#19443531
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30486) - you deserved it (6766)

On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7620) - you deserved it (69028)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by nerd (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)



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