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FMLs submitted from East Sussex

Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41087) - you deserved it (7881)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

#2114829
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39859) - you deserved it (5254)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

#526
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14230) - you deserved it (858)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:55am - misc - by Melie-Melo - United Kingdom (East Sussex)



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