Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by NotANaturist (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a mars bar. I said that would be great and she proceeded to throw one at me, catching me off guard. The mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, my mum thought it would be useful to give me a set of "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" books saying "You don't seem to understand anything!" Thanks mum. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 2:18am - love - by Lilu01 - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
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On 12/16/2008 at 2:55am - misc - by Melie-Melo - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
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