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FMLs submitted from East Sussex

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (3778) - you deserved it (18323)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

#15935397 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (12607) - you deserved it (1938)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

#15793137 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (13348) - you deserved it (18812)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (1926)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML

#13141247 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (16192) - you deserved it (9393)

On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

#8586322 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (4106)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

#7079223 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (4340) - you deserved it (25769)

On 01/01/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by NotANaturist (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (38835) - you deserved it (7514)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

#2114829 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (38131) - you deserved it (4908)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my mum thought it would be useful to give me a set of "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus" books saying "You don't seem to understand anything!" Thanks mum. FML

#1180 (22)

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (1047)

On 01/15/2009 at 2:18am - love - by Lilu01 - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

#526 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (12696) - you deserved it (735)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:55am - misc - by Melie-Melo - United Kingdom (East Sussex)