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FMLs submitted from East Lothian

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

#18860090
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27076) - you deserved it (3317)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

#17812244
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17862) - you deserved it (3977)

On 09/23/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by hatty - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

#14166770
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15904) - you deserved it (3622)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by cmzraxsn (man) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)



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