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Today, my long-term boyfriend said that if we ever finally get married, his ex-girlfriend will definitely have to be a bridesmaid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (2555)

On 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm - love - by Not Engaged - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28841) - you deserved it (5973)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by HoobidibooFox (woman) - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disney Land toilet. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42801) - you deserved it (3763)

On 02/24/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML



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