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Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

#17490
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14552) - you deserved it (25629)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by xyz (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (2592)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

#2804
15 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4663) - you deserved it (35930)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)



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