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Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

#7277653
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

#7239048
157 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

#6908473
99 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by rie (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was fired from my catering job for pointing out the unsafe food conditions. I'm studying food safety in college. FML

#5079385
65 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 10:21am - work - by boohoo (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

#4900941
77 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 4:48am - kids - by littlemisstiny (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, it was my turn to have the trophy my baseball team won a few weeks ago. I then find out that my brother and his buddies thought it would be funny to fill the trophy up with beer, drink the beer, and then pee in it. Not only is it over 50yrs old, it stinks of pee and is due back tomorrow. FML

#4404905
72 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by itendstonight (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

#4312285
279 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

#2116644
127 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
37 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

#17490
28 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by xyz (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
37 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

#2804
15 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
88 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)



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