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  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
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FMLs submitted from Dorset

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (22630) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

#17375706 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (16763) - you deserved it (2607)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

#16359885 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (16296) - you deserved it (12336)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

#12430167 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (2008)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:46am - health - by travelsickness - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML

#5743316 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (37872) - you deserved it (2229)

On 10/09/2009 at 5:25pm - health - by lizzzie (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)