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FMLs submitted from Doncaster

Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML

#19990926
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14895) - you deserved it (2075)

On 07/29/2012 at 2:49pm - kids - by oink oink fuck off - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

#19176497
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I agree, your life sucks (20738) - you deserved it (1837)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

#14058874
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19036) - you deserved it (245)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)



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