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Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29933) - you deserved it (5961)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20292) - you deserved it (4987)

On 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by erpuchi (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days behind and she had declined. FML



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