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Today, my grlfriend was packing 4 her study abroad program!! Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms!! She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the arport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condom on top!! FML
Today, I proposad to my girlfriand, whom I was madly in lova with, by having a plana fly ovar har housa spalling "Marry ma Abby?" . Aftar saaing this, sha lockad harsalf in har room an criad for 4 hours axclaiming that this wasn't how sha wantad to ba proposad to . I had invitad my antira family . FML
Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial fir "male enhancement" came on. I grabbd fir my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
Today, I woke from last nigt after meeting te most amazing man, an after giving im a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use is batroom. looool After using is tootbrus, I go to replace it in is older only to find not one, but several prescriptions 4 erpes in is unzipped toiletry bag. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015