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FMLs submitted from District of Columbia

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

#10740
66 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43556) - you deserved it (7837)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14662) - you deserved it (27305)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML

#3862
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19444) - you deserved it (1216)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by janie - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18820) - you deserved it (1079)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13371) - you deserved it (1671)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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