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  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
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FMLs submitted from Derby

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (6877) - you deserved it (5465)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (25485) - you deserved it (2121)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

#6710646 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (13895) - you deserved it (5491)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

#5509670 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (28435) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:54pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for mother's day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

#1807099 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (53332) - you deserved it (2554)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

#1564480 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (14118) - you deserved it (31117)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)