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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (1676)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
122 comments

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

#18991007
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (3214)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

#17619840
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19396) - you deserved it (3372)

On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, for the second time in 5 months I was recognized for my hard work, sincerity and all the adjectives that they use to describe good employees. What was my reward? A piece of chocolate. FML

#13523513
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17565) - you deserved it (3728)

On 10/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by rewarded (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9220) - you deserved it (17122)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, after secretly smoking for more than 2 years, I decided to quit. I come home from work and I see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

#7157355
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4571) - you deserved it (32266)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by tanksfan (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

#3923444
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47343) - you deserved it (5418)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:34am - work - by homework (man) - India (Delhi)



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