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Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
130 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 11:34am - love - by ItsAnanya (woman) - India (Delhi)

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Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

#18991007
113 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

#17619840
94 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, for the second time in 5 months I was recognized for my hard work, sincerity and all the adjectives that they use to describe good employees. What was my reward? A piece of chocolate. FML

#13523513
126 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by rewarded (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
85 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, after secretly smoking for more than 2 years, I decided to quit. I come home from work and I see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

#7157355
53 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by tanksfan (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

#3923444
136 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 3:34am - work - by homework (man) - India (Delhi)



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