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FMLs submitted from Delhi

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

#18991007 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (7348) - you deserved it (825)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

#17619840 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (14352) - you deserved it (2276)

On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, for the second time in 5 months I was recognized for my hard work, sincerity and all the adjectives that they use to describe good employees. What was my reward? A piece of chocolate. FML

#13523513 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (15050) - you deserved it (2958)

On 10/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by rewarded (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (7553) - you deserved it (12191)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, after secretly smoking for more than 2 years, I decided to quit. I come home from work and I see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

#7157355 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (3521) - you deserved it (23915)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by tanksfan (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

#3923444 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (4184)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:34am - work - by homework (man) - India (Delhi)



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