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Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML

#20514789
144 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 11:36am - work - by Apparently not a writer (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (2258)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

#19931628
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15565) - you deserved it (36092)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:37am - love - by r4inb0wbrit3 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (3619)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

#19614809
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (2570)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (3398)

On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

#17611255
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10592) - you deserved it (39475)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (45718)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (3732)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

#15291408
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52151) - you deserved it (4103)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

#15066276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16903) - you deserved it (27164)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49683) - you deserved it (5234)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

#8766084
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31254) - you deserved it (3924)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)



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