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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
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On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

#21140956
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On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

#21113050
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On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML

#20649796
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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

#19771673
111 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML

#19703850
84 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

#18209782
118 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
354 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

#15916625
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

#14202172
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On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML

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95 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML

#11008836
223 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 12:00pm - love - by CrazzY88s - Ireland (Cork)



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