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Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

#12898
17 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
39 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I organized a romantic evening with one of my old squeezes in the hopes I may re-ignite something special. She showed up at 8 and told me she had to leave by 9. She was gone by 8:30. FML

#2715
14 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 5:56pm - love - by LDL - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
18 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

#2472
13 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

#2463
23 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5873) - you deserved it (47320)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)



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