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TODAY , MAH IPOD DROPPED OUT OF MAH POCKET WHILE I WAS WALKING !! TRYING TO BE COOL , I ATTEMPTED TO KICK IT BACK INTO THE AIR TO CATCH IT BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND !! UPON MAKING CONTACT WITH MAH FOOT , IT ENDED UP DETACHING FROM MAH HEADPHONES AND FLYING 10 FEET !! RIGHT INTO A SEWER GRATE !! MEGA FML

#6356317
154 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Adam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and mah lamp next to me in bd. Apparently I grabbd the cord of the lamp and yankd while I was sleeping, and it fell on mah face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see mah reaction." FML

#6313431
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25820) - you deserved it (2988)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by oww - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace 4 mah sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion , so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be percieved as bieng related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (6101)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant . Tomorrow, I'm supposd to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year . FML

#6247099
225 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test , where u put down yur skills , experience and education level and then it finds u jobs based on yur abilitie and areas of knowledge. No lie , the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

#6145744
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27366) - you deserved it (5626)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He askd if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

#6068471
40 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 9:19am - misc - by Coach (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I was taking te bus to work and it was a rater bumpy ride. Te cild sitting acros from me asked er mom if er cin moves like mineen te bus goes up. FML

#5949212
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22752) - you deserved it (6063)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by mandy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started feeling sick to mah stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen,hich helped for ahile. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles cummed out of mah nose. mega FML

#5927953
92 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by Rayvyn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I went to a party where I met some nice grls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

#5831331
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (23627)

On 10/14/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me "Fine. It's over have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

#5815085
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32420) - you deserved it (3477)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday it was 19t birtday. My boss lat ma out aarly to calabrata. On way oma I was it by a man doing 65 in a 40mp stratc of road. My car was complataly dastroyad. I spant ta rast of birtday sitting in ta ER baing traatad for a pincad souldar narva aniplas. FML

#5769676
103 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 1:09am - health - by WhoDoYouLove6208 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , my boyfriend askd me out to dinner , which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees , looks me in the eyes , and pulls out a little box. He opens it looool and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676
236 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to eat with mah girlfriend, her parents and mah mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

#5544276
60 comments

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On 09/29/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by User06606 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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