Today, the new manager at my workplace left early in a panic, exclaiming, "My grandma had an accident! I need to see if she's okay!" I was left in charge of the bar once again. This is the sixth time this week his grandma has had an "accident". FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 9:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 3:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only people who celebrate Christmas. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
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On 12/18/2012 at 5:02pm - misc - by drkate25 - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50am - love - by FMyEx - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by ScaryBears (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm - work - by friendlessatwork (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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