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Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

#21414323
47 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 3:51am - kids - by DaoOfPow (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

#21413299
52 comments

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On 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm - work - by stilljobless (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out the reason why my car has smelled so bad for the past two weeks. It turns out when my sister was bringing in groceries from my car she forgot to grab the raw chicken. FML

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

#21392927
100 comments

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On 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
138 comments

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On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

#21387713
49 comments

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On 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm - love - by :/ - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

#21355845
53 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by secret - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
62 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML

#21327341
66 comments

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On 12/30/2014 at 6:47pm - health - by insomniacap (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML

#21310760
122 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML

#21305749
16 comments

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On 11/25/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by IHateProtesters (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML

#21300935
47 comments

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On 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm - misc - by phonebaby - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

#21294686
89 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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