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Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

#21433516
91 comments

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On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

#21425174
78 comments

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On 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by silverspud - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26437) - you deserved it (7676)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

#21391103
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (2392)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:28am - work - by jobless - United States (Colorado)

Today, someone lost a support beam on the highway. My car found it. FML

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

#21384707
85 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

#21383075
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (2258)

On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
81 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
125 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

#21371721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (5479)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

#21371640
129 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
141 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (2408)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)



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