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FMLs submitted from Cluj

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

#21067749
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38321) - you deserved it (17825)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and uncle. FML

#20489213
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34382) - you deserved it (3875)

On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (2630)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11425) - you deserved it (19971)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

#8243991
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (2249)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:19am - intimacy - by CheatedOn (man) - Romania (Cluj)



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