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FMLs submitted from Cluj

Today, I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and uncle. FML

#20489213
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26094) - you deserved it (3068)

On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22844) - you deserved it (1740)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6946) - you deserved it (11368)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

#8243991
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16905) - you deserved it (1534)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:19am - intimacy - by CheatedOn (man) - Romania (Cluj)



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