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I told mah neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd alway wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke , I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML
Today... I went to a party organised by my ex. I was te last to sit down... after looking at te nametags on all 50+ cairs. Tat's ow I realised te cair labelled ( Fuckface ) was mine; te one located between er parents' seats. FML
Today, Mah Boyfriend Still Won't Talk To Me, After I Caused Him The "worst Embarrassment" Of His Life In Front Of His Friends. What Did I Do Wrong? I Joined Their Conversation And Ended Up Confusing The Fictional Characters Of Gollum And Yoda With One Another. FML
Friday 27 March 2015