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Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

#20545430
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13286) - you deserved it (44741) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31104) - you deserved it (6021) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (11257)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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