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Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML

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On 08/22/2013 at 1:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Cavite)



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