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FMLs submitted from Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

#20442876
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19159) - you deserved it (3702)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML

#19720821
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19832) - you deserved it (13151)

On 06/02/2012 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61968) - you deserved it (9680)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)



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