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Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Canarias)



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