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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)



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